please take note
- to all (vaguely) hot boys WITH girlfriends:
fuck off and leave me alone.
- to all (vaguely) hot boys WITHOUT girlfriends:
where the fuck are you hiding?
Monday, October 11, 2004
(nice) emails make me tingly. as do bad puns. and back rubs. get me here for any and/or all of the above:
nadstownATyahooDOTcom
recent ramblings
- not one for the kiddies
- election results 2004
- nobody puts baby in a corner
- biggest breasts for the smallest waist
- snug criminals
- prozac o'clock
- i definitely don't hate her
- blind date
- the amazing adventures of me and a book
- and they're not even manohlos!
coming soon...
18 Comments:
Sounds like you have a story to tell...
several.
All the hot boys without girlfriends are in Melbourne. Get here at once and begin procreating.
Ms fits is right. I was as straight as an arrow when i got to melbourne; now I'm being teased over to the dark side.
But if anyone can bring me back, nadine, it is you with your masterful control of the language, your devastatingly self-deprecating humour and your punchy one-liners.
I don't like to quote Colette, but "you can ring my bell".
why would you not like to quote colette?
p.s - my sister and i once performed a stunning work of choreography to "ring my bell" at the family chanukah party. not to ring my own bell (!!!!), but the word "masterpiece" has been used more than once since to describe the performance.
totally with you on this. life would be so much easier if i didnt have chickmindfucks to contend with.
that said.. much as boys are lovely n'all, girls look cuter in small underwear.
:) Was having just the same idea the other day.
Mark
[papertrap.net]
La Nadine! You totally have to start making sex with Book Book. I hear he runs his own bookstore. Thus the adorable nickname.
well, actually, he sent me some books in the mail. for free. without me asking. or showing him my boobs. they should arrive today. if they are any good, i will definitely be making sex with him. if he wants to. or perhaps even if he doesn't.
La Nadine, the books are on their way. Rest assured, I require nothing in return save the occasional sassy one-liner you may toss my way.
Although I am now a bit nervous about my selections. Should I have picked something a bit less intellectual, less verbose and more contemporary? Should the books, in short, have been "dirty"?
I await the reviews with trembling anticipation...
The trouble with love is that you end up with
humping - 10
blogging - 0
and then where would your fans be?
- david tiley
david tiley, i love you. you said i have fans.
lets hump.
i promise i'll blog about it in the morning.
You're jewish? Then you have my linkage.
I am not sure where Ms Fits is looking but I haven't been able to find ANY (vaguely) hot boys WITHOUT girlfriends in Melbourne for a very long time. 'Fess up, Fitsy, where are they all?
La Nadine, tragically, I am heading to Sydney for a dirty weekend next month in search of (vaguely) hot boys without girlfriends - is my search to be in vain?
sadly carrie, yes, yes it is.
I know a couple... there is this theory though, you may choose one of three;
*looks
*money
*smarts
The hot boys have no money (I'm guessing they can't be hot without brains?). Hence, they hide.
Of course, I meant, two out of three. Ughh. I did proof read the comment for spelling, but not stupidity. Figures
i'm glad you said it and not me, snorks.
i was kinda worried i was attracting kids from "special school" to my little blog, and was unsure how to go about communicating with your "kind".
glad thats cleared up now. phew. (wipes forehead and looks relieved).
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