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so my community theatre group are wanting to put on a production of our new play. its the story of a gay-homosexual-lesbian-palestinian-jewish-uzbekistani-disabled-illiterate-sexually-abused-teenage-homeless-prisoner who falls in love with an unmarried-single-parent-unemployed-mentally-unstable-indigenous-muslim-greek-immigrant-refugee-boat-person-who's-probably-a-freedom-hating-terrorist.
its called "fuck you elitist wankers, enjoy your season tickets to the opera".
but apparently we cannot get funding from the australia council for the arts' community cultural development board because as of yesterday, it no longer fucking exists. this is at the whim of some high-falluting bureaucratic dickheads who think that community arts projects do not "excite audiences" enough and are taking money away from poor, struggling, more "worthy" groups like opera australia and the australian ballet.
i love this country more and more, funding cut by funding cut. kranki's island is sounding better to me every day. who wants to go there with me right the fuck now? we can play monopoly and make out by the sea.
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The poor, poor Australian Ballet must be truly struggling, what with their sponsorship funding coming from Not-A-Pot-To-Piss-In-Telstra and Wez-So-Poor-Dat-We-Can-Only-Eat-Potato-QANTAS. Fuck em!
Clearly you can sign me up for seaside monopoly and make-outs...
Theatre is for homos anyway.
Stop wasting everyones time and go play AFL.
There are two words missing from the synopsis of your play, dollface. Schmitzel Sandwich.
as long as it has sight-gags, i'll be there opening night. a lot of the arts are in serious fricken fascist straits, including theatre. theatre is definitely for homos, but it also puts on plays, and the play dear knifey, well the play is the thing, it's the thing in which we'll catch the king.
i think i've done it gang, i think i'm a blogperson.
Axing community cultural development to enhance the australian arts culture sounds like a great idea!
Top heavy arts council also sounds like a winner.
Propping up 18th century art forms which are totally auzzie are also a great way to help a country with an identity proplem grow up.
million dollar hair
WOO HOO!!!
schmitzy joins the dorkoshpere!
team fizli begins their journey towards world domination!
dance class was HOT last night!
15 sleeps til spa party/monopoly/makeout melbourne craziness!
what a morning!
*exhales*
i thought this page was looking schmitzier than usual!
come to my island?! ok, it's cold and wet and miles away but the lack of sun means you find other indoor activities..
ahem.
go and have a sleep you big doll bludger and if you want a smash you come to 911 read street kenwick perth W.A. you knob head.
p.s. beau is da bomb
beau
go and have a sleep you big doll bludger and if you want a smash you come to 911 read street kenwick perth W.A. you knob head.
p.s. beau is da bomb
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