Monday, January 03, 2005

vonna play a game, leedel girrrrrrl?

my friend marvin wants to play a game with me. and before you get all cheeky and "in the know" with me, no its not monopoly. contrary to what you are all thinking, i don't play monopoly with just anybody. what do you think i am, some kind of monopoly whore? well, you're wrong. i am a firm believer in monopoly monogamy. or 'monopologamy' as we call it in the commune.

anyway, this game is a word game. every so often marvin is going to email me a word and i must incorporate it into a blog post as soon as i can.

i have no idea what my punishment would be were i to default on my side of the bargain, nor do i have any desire to find out. marvin is a brutal taskmaster with a hard-on for discipline and a cellar full of japanese torture instruments.

okay, so really he's a sweet-natured pussycat with no current fixed address (and therefore no cellar), but i am happy to play the game anyway, without the threat of bondage.

and just so you all know, i am also happy to play other games, especially those involving the threat of bondage. you bring the gimp mask, i already gots the whip, baby.

the first word is 'superfluous'.

superfluous: (adj.) being beyond what is required or sufficient.

so look out for it in a post coming shortly to a blog near you. meaning look out for it in a post on this blog. cause this is the blog it'll be on. der.

3 Comments:

Sherriff said...

My third nipple, though superfluous, proved quite a hit at the Spa Party.

January 04, 2005  
la nadine said...

i would define your third nipple as more "super" than "superfluous".

January 04, 2005  
Anonymous said...

wow a third nipple... I've got to ask... does this involve a third breast or is it just a nipple

July 11, 2005  

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