new crush
last night i hung out with the josh. the josh is my oldest male friend and he can finish almost any sentence i start. he is like the dawson to my joey, except with a smaller forehead and absolutely no desire to deflower me (i haven't had the heart to tell him that pacey beat him to it yet). oh, and i'm way cuter than that whiny, crooked-mouthed harlot joey potter anyway.
the josh and i like to play word games and watch tv together. some would call it lame, but we call it quality time. potato/potarto. anyway, we just finished season 7 of buffy and have now moved on to english comedies. i introduced him to the bittersweet orgasm that is 'the office' and he in turn gave me the gift of 'black books', a little known comedy about a drunk irish bookseller and his motley crew of minions. it takes a little while to get in to, but once you're in you'll be clinging to its womb and begging to stay in there for ever.
'black books' stars irish funny boy dylan moran. and even though he plays an angry alcoholic with no future and poor hygiene, i have fallen in deep, sordid, lady-jizz-all-over-the-josh's-bed, lust with him. but perhaps it is because he plays an angry alcoholic with no future and poor hygiene that i have fallen for him so. i'm fickle that way.
but then again it is a well documented fact that women go for men who are for some reason or another considered "bad" for them. kinda like all those crazy bitches who marry death row inmates. or like dating a taurean when you're a cancer. it is also common knowledge that talent can make the most hideous of beings appear as sexual demi-gods to the opposite sex. just look at owen wilson, a man with a nose more banged up than paris hitlon's giney, yet a man who remains the protagonist in many a maiden's dirty fantasy, including mine.
and dylan moran has OODLES of talent and a raw sexiness to his appearance, thus compelling me to dream of making the hot sex with him. writer, actor, comedian, hotness. this is him:
(nothing gets me going like a cigarette-enhanced rock-eistedfod pose)
and this is his wonderfully irish self-analysis:
"arsey is a very good description. i think i might put it on my tombstone."
*swoons*
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i fell for him when he was in a cute, brit, newlywed , romatic comedy type show about 4 years ago.
black books is a fucking great show. i love, love, love it when bernard slurrs so much you can't understand a single thing.
ahhhh. blessed is the irish accent.
I loved Black Books. I wish Book Book was more like him. Sort of.
I'm also being a little bit partial to Farder Ted, which were written by a couple a de same people as Black Books I do believe, yes.
how good was mrs doyle on father ted? answer: SO good.
i've only seen a handful of black books - might be time to make a bid on these
Excuse me...What do you mean by:
"wonderfully BRITISH self-analysis"
?!?!?!?!?
The Irish are not British! Grrr.
Maybe "arsey" was a "wonderful analysis of the British".
So IRAte right now.
3/4s Irish(and not a drop of English!)ly yours,
Bucktric O'Fudd
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There were three seasons of Black Books? *chokes*
If anyone's still lookin' at buying me a birthday present...
Two words for ya: Little Britain. Funniest. Show. Evaaaaaaaa.
if anyone was getting excited about the full 3 series set on dvd via the abay link i posetd earlier please refer here instead. Seems the eBay bid price has already gone over retail.
Yeah, why the hell do people do that?
Idiots who bid ebay auctions above the price the item would be NEW and from a SHOP. Do these people not understand that the whole POINT of ebay is to get stuff cheaper than it would be in a shop?
Morons.
Meanwhile, BB is hilarious, and I must buy the DVDs. We're working our way through Buffy too - although we're a bit behind, given that we're up to season six and you're actually finished.
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