stipend for your thoughts?

once again i have realised with shame that i haven't yet used marvin's word of the week for the last week. i'm so rebellious like that. like for instance this one time, at band camp, i stole a flute from a cat.

so now i have to think of a way to use the word stipend in a post when really all i want to do right now is take my clothes off, get in the bath, drink a glass of red, listen to mazzy star (they're the new cowboy junkies) and weep.

and quite honestly i'm all fresh outta ideas tonight. actually, as you may have noticed, i'm kinda all outta ideas in general at the moment. i mean, c'mon, lets examine the evidence:

- stealing other people's ideas

- retelling other people's jokes

- flogging a dead schmitz

- shamelessly playing the sympathy card

- repeatedly linking to my own posts

if blogging was like driving, my license would have been revoked long ago for reckless endangerment of other people's interest.

anyway, back to the 'stipend' dilemma. i tried googling this humourless idiom, but all i could find were sites about scholarship funds and calls for grant submissions. there was not even one mention of high class whores or sugar daddies among the many pages listing various coma-inducing sites. BO-RING.

fuck this. i give up. 'stipend' can bite me. its a stupid word anyway.

i'm going to have that bath now. anyone wanna join me? maybe then i'd have something to blog about tomorrow.