that boy is mine (not a post about daniel o'connor)
this is an outrage.
i turn my back for one week and some chick tries to
i mean really, what is this world coming to when a girl can't even trust her sistahs not to move in on her game on the fucking internet?
this is the comment that "felicity", the raging hussy, left on the schmitz's blog, thus alerting me to her existence:
"don't mean to be forward, but I want to sleep with you. maybe you should visit sometime?"
PUH-LEASE FELICITY! at least i was subtle in my cyber-stalkage.
*chokes on painful self-awareness*
okay, so at least i was funny.
*still choking*
oh for fuck's sake, the schmitz is mine and that's that. cope.
luckily i have spoken to the schmitz about this little situation - u-huh, thats right, over tequilas at the pub on saturday. so there. na na na na na - and he assures me that he only has cyber-eyes for me.
we did agree however that the two of you can make the hot sex if the moment ever "arises". cause that's just not my deal with the schmitz. its still all about the writing for me. oh, and he's a very sweet boy it turns out. love you schmitz. mwa.
so just step away from the computer felicity and leave the schmitzathon to me. i didn't like your boring "real life" all-american girl drama, and i don't like you.
actually i don't know you at all do i? so i guess i can't dislike you. its just that you hurt my feelings when you stole my steez and i felt really threatened and angsty and blue. and so, like, maybe we should go for a coffee and talk about our feelings and become best friends and buy cats together.
ohmigawd, I SUCK AT SMACKDOWNS!
some help, please?
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dude, don't sweat it. today i gave some chick a bleeding nose. it was all totally innocent, an accident in training and she is fine, but i feel SO bad. make cats, not fists. *narf.. is it just me that sees the innate sapphicism in that?!*
"I see that he already has a few fans on his site and I always notice hot girls around him at the Judgement Bar"
NADINE! SHE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU!
If you ask me, this is a round about way of her trying to get into YOUR pants. It's so obvious!
PS: RBB - hello! And yes, I see it. Probably because I'm a dirty little bird.
LET'S GET HER!
*angry mob with pitch forks run behind nads and suger, rage on their red faces*
Just another jealous person in the realm of a la nadine it seems.
How odd - I was just about to leave a comment that she is obviously referring to you Miss Nadine ('hot girls around him' etc) when I noticed that SOME OTHER JESS had beaten me to it. Crikey, us girls-with-the-Jewish-name-Shakespeare-made-up must have some kind of synchronicity. Anyway, what she said.
Besides, notice Felicity's *pretending to be a throwaway remark* about working at a film magazine? Have you ever heard anyone so damn pleased with themselves? Yep, media about other media is just the be-all and end-all, isn't it?
WTF?
It sounds like she just wants his body so you can still have his mind.
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