free sex, drugs, cash or ego-stroking to anyone willing to write these fucking essays for me. please. i'm begging you.
Friday, June 17, 2005
(nice) emails make me tingly. as do bad puns. and back rubs. get me here for any and/or all of the above:
nadstownATyahooDOTcom
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9 Comments:
i'll take cash! i know you'd give the others to me for free
but of course, beautiful girl.
in fact i'd pay you just for the honour.
I'll write your essay if you come up with 600 nineties trivia related questions.
Or we could just make with the LEZ LOVE!
please try and be LEZ obvious about our love, jess.
what are these essays about??!
hey you gorgeous LEZ!
one is about the repression of difference in the construction of community with particular focus on Young's analysis of the feminist movement.
and the other asks whether a 'one world feminist movement' is possible.
*awaits anti-feminist reprise*
talk to me about the ego-stroking
I'll do it for heroin. Masses of it.
schmitzy: you know perfectly well its not your ego i'm interested in stroking.
cotton: i thought you'd kicked that habit.
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